Friday, May 6, 2011

Nicholas G.

Dear Athena
I need your help, I have a problem and that problem is that I have a part that I don’t like to be and I want to be a different part but the director doesn’t want me to be anyone other than the role. I have and I think I should be able to get the other roles but like I said the director won’t let me.
We are doing the play of Paramus and Theisbe and I got the part of Paramus but I want to be either thisbe or the lion or the things of the other people and I am so wonderful because I just am and I don’t want Paramus but this is not going to be ok I want the other parts not the one who has to die because of love.
I need your help one more time please help me and give me advise or comment on my thing I need you help on my thing and you are the one to help me really I need help so you know were to how to.


Sincerely
NO IT ALL

Austin A.

Dear Athena,

I’ve been acting almost my whole entire life. I’m the best with acting any part that anyone gives me. I’m even great in charades! I have a beautiful wife that is always there for me. Everything in my life is always handed to me… except I have a problem with my director.
I was in many many plays for almost my whole entire life! I got all of the lead parts in all the plays, I never had messed up one in any of them, and my max roles in a play is four! I’m very spectacular on the stage that all of my family and friends cried in every play I was in. And now since I’m older I can do way more things than just being fantastic on the stage…. But my director only gave me one stupid role that’s not even a talking part! The role that I get is being a tree and a rock for all of the acting while my retarded friend gets to be the main character and a lion!
I wrote this letter to you to ask what can I do to help me get my roles back? How can I persuade my director to give me what I deserve? If you could help me get my roles back I would be so glad and grateful if you helped me with my situation….


Your friend,
God of Acting

Wyatt M.

Dear Athena,

I have a problem, and I urgently need your help. I have no one else that I can talk to. I am in an awkward position at the moment because I am doing a play with fellow workmen that I have known for a while. I am the youngest of the group working a tough job to earn just enough to live on.
The problem is that I have to play a woman in the play and I am trying to grow out a beard for the first time and in doing this I expected to have a beard for the first time and keep it. Also I don’t want to play this part and my fellow workmen don’t want to play their parts either but Quince is the director and I trust his judgment but even this has me questioning him.
I would like to see that we get to play the parts we want to play so we have more fun and we put on a better performance for the duke. Also I would like quince to consider our judgment as well although he is the eldest with the most wisdom. I wish I could tell him what I feel but I am afraid I will anger him. What can I do to fix this situation?

TheBeard

Brennin C

Dear Athena,
Many people believe that I’m the better person for this beautiful girl. Even her dad favors me over the man she loves. The thing is I already promised another girl that I would marry her. The thing is I really like first girl I was talking about first and she is way hotter and loaded.
I need help I can’t tell what I need to do so her bosom will be mine. I’ve tried everything that I can think off, my heart sinks at every thought that I have about her. I truly want her to be mine. But this other girl I have already promised her my heart how should I handle letting her down if I get the girl I truly love.
Yesterday when I walked up to her she rejected me and went to kiss up on the guy that has her bosom and fairness. My life without her withers away at each remark about how much she loves him. She will ether be with me or die her dad says I cant tell what I should do help?

Wednesday, April 20, 2011

Hippolyta

Dear Athena,
I have a problem, and I desperately need your help. I have no one else that I can turn to as I am in a strange land and my family is far away. Until 6 months ago I was living the life of a happy warrior princess. No one could defeat me and my army of warrior maidens. I spent my days doing my favorite tasks: training, hunting, sword fighting and hand to hand combat. Life was idealic. But then it all changed.
A hero who we shall call "Duke" landed on my shores. No matter how hard my army fought, we could not defeat him. And worse yet in the middle of the battle I got distracted. I couldn't help noticing his bulging muscles glistening in the warm sun. He was a total hunk! I just stood there with my mouth agape, gazing at his manly physique. And at that moment he struck me down. As the ruler of my people, this act insured that he had won. Not only the battle, but also me. He proved not only his superiority on the battle field but also the quality of his chivalry when he not only spared my life, but also invited me to his tent for dinner.
I have grown to love him. After all he is a total STUD on the battlefield. BUT I am a WARRIOR and nobody and I mean nobody tells me what to do. While I am not unhappy with him, I want our wedding to be MY CHOICE. How can I turn the tide of our love and become the dominant one?
Princess Warrior