Friday, May 6, 2011

Marcus M.

Dear Ann,

I am here writing you this to ask for your help, I need your help with my love life. I love Hermia with all my heart and if anything happen to us I don’t know what I would do. Just moments ago Hermia, her father Egeus and her husband to wed Demetrius and I all went to Duke Thesies’s home. While there we all pleaded out cases of who Hermia should be with, but I love her more then the Demetrius, but the duke would not listen to reasoning he game my sweet Hermia three options to pick from. One to wed Demetrius, Two be executed because she is the property of her father, or third become a nun. She was give fourth days before the wed of Thesies and Hipptalipa. There for we still love one another and still want to be with each other so we figured that we will run away together this evening. But my fears I think are coming true that someone might have found out about our plan and try to stop us. Dear Ann what shall I do go to the forest with my love or play is safe? If you can help I will vary appreciate it!

In love,
Mr. L

Brittney M.

Dear Athena,
I have a big problem. I need your help! I am being forced to marry someone I personally don’t particularly care for now lets call him “George”. My father thinks he would be a great husband for me even though he knows I love someone else.
Before this all started I was in high school and I met lets call him “George”. So I met George and we really hit it off. After a while George met my father, and my father didn’t like the way George’s hair was done the way he spoke simply repulsed him. After dinner my father had a handsome man lets say his name is “Frank”, come in the dinning room I met him a few times at school and I didn’t particularly care for him. My father kept telling Frank and me that we needed to get used to being around each other because Frank was going to be my new husband or I would be as he put “sleeping with the fishes”!! I have until May 15th to decide or I have to marry a man I can’t stand and not the one I love.
Athena, please help me I’m desperate for an answer.

Sincerely, One Desperate Lady

Michael G.

Dear Athena,
I have a problem, and I desperately need your help. I am trying to run away with Hermia, but I’m afraid that we might get caught doing it. So I was hoping that you can give me a little bit of information on where to hide just in case if things begin to get strange like say if guards started chasing us or something.

So if you have anything that can be helpful on our little quest will be really helpful. Also, this guy wants to be with the lady of my dreams. But it sucks to be him because we are running away from everything. Can you please make sure that her dad is losing focas and distracted so we can get away skot free. So our plan is that during the Duke’s wedding we will stay and start greeting people then we will both meet at the cart so we can get a ride out of here. Then we will live happily ever after outside of Athens.

So I think you should distract the whole group by doing some extra plays to keep the whole entire group focused on the play. While this is happening Hermia and I will be leaving to get out of Athens as fast as possible. These things will work out if you do your part correctly by distracting the whole brady bunch of lunatics. I love Hermia with all my heart so I will be happy if we can get away in time.
Mr. Runaway

Josh C.

Dear Athena,

I’m dealing with some major problems, in fact my girl and I are. And I just really need some advise on how to handle this. Ok I love this girl really deeply and want to marry here, she feels the same but there is another guy who wants to marry her to. In fact her father wants this other guy to marry her, I think because he is richer and is higher up than I am. And the thing is this guy has already one another women’s heart and now he is trying for my girl. But in the mist of all this her father has taken this to our fair duke, and has had him tell her that she is to marry this prince or she is to be killed, or he gave her another alternative, she is to become a nun.
This has become a very big problem because she doesn’t want to marry the so called prince charming but she has to other wise she’s dead or she becomes a nun, which she doesn’t want to be. So we have come up with our own solution, that is to run away. But a complication has come up in that plan to, a women who love’s the dear prince charming has decided to go and tell him that we are planning to run away to be together. Which I don’t understand why she would go and do that, because if she loose prince charming then why would she make it so he is going to marry my girl, that would defeat her whole purpose of loving him.
I just don’t know what me and her should do to try and escape these problems we are facing. I am hoping you will have another alternative for a suggestion of what we could possibly do. So I guess my question is how can I avoid all this?

Thank you,
Middle man

Keaton E.

Dear Athena,

I have a big problem. I really need your help. I don’t know whom else to talk to. Everyone but the father of my forced wife is against me right now. You see I like this girl and her father really likes me but she is in love with another man. In fact her father likes me so much he is forcing his daughter to marry me.
The problem is that I am in love with this girl that we will call, “Herm.” Herm is in love with another man. Herm’s Father likes me far better, He likes me so much better that he told his daughter that she had to marry me or he would kill her. The man that she is in love with is telling her father that I have already made another woman love me (he is correct).
I am really asking for your help here. I can see that this girl and the man she loves are very happy to be together, but I also really love her. What should I do? Should I leave them alone and go back to the woman that loves me?
Please help me.

The Unloved

Cory C.

Dear Athena,
I am running a gig soon and have this problem. This one guy wants to play everyone else’s part besides his, and everyone else is worried about their parts that I’ve given to them. The gig is coming soon and everyone is being frantic about it. At this rate the parts will never be fulfilled.
It all started after we got the bright idea to reinact a play with two lovers ending in their deaths. We all met up at our destination, I called them out by name and told them their roles. The youngest of them came to me first and was complaining about playing as the girl that dies within the play. He was talking about how he was growing in a beard and wouldn’t be fit for the female part of the play. I told him that we will just put a mask over him so no one will know. The next person who kept on asking for everyone else’s part but his own for some odd reason and would not drop the subject about it even though he is horrible at all of the parts he has been trying to go for.
With all of this chaos going on I do not know what I should do. Should I change the parts or should I ignore it. Should I have them go on with the current assigned parts and risk the fact that they might mess up from all of the stress?

Ryan P.

Dear Athena,
I have a problem, there is a huge thing coming up and the people I choose to do this wont listen to me. Its either they wont listen, interrupting me, or have no idea what I’m talking about. This one guy thinks that he is the best guy there. When really he has no idea what he is doing or talking about.

I gave him a simple direction he has to carry it out farther than he needs to. Another guy is the exact opposite. He doesn’t want to do anything. I assigned him apart but he won’t take it. So the stupid one interrupts me again and he said let me play the part also. I just can’t get a break.

Athena I ask for your help. I cannot manage these people. They seem un teachable. I need advice on how to control these guys to obey my commands like a dog.

Sincerely,
Almighty