Dear Ann; I have this problem, there is this guy that I really like and I have for a long time. But he loves the girl I hate, I can’t get over him. I try and try but still I love him. She is pretty and I’m not but the guy was in love with me until she came along. I know she may be pretty and I may not meet up to his standards but I could get up there. I’m from a small town so there aren’t many guys and he is the one for me, my heart tells me. He promised that he’d love me forever and he didn’t go threw with his promise. Sometimes when I write him a note he will write back and say how much he doesn’t like me and how I need to stop cause I’m annoying.
I’m at the age that’s need to get married. Getting married would make my family very proud of me. I would love to be like her because she is rich and her parents are successful. She gets anything and everything she wants and I have to beg for my things. What do you think I should do? Please respond soon. - Osama bin Ladan
Osama bin Laden, first of how does your eye feel? well anyway lets get to the subject, the only thing i can tell you is to go find the guy and talk to him in person. To help figure out what you need to do to get him to love you back. Or you can go find the girl that he loves all so much and talk to her to get her to deny him over and over tell he gets sick of it.
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Dear Osama bin Ladan,
ReplyDeleteThis has to be one of the most complex problems I have read to this day, but don't be sad there is a few ways you can fix this problem. The good thing about the solution I am going to tell you about to day is that there will be one less competition. As we all know I can see all and therefore know that the girl you envy is running away in a matter of moments, so what you need to do is follow them into the forest late at night. Make sure not to startle them or the plan will be foiled. Once she is alone take the nearest rock and throw it. If you throw it right she should pass out drag her to the nearest river and let her float on down to the next nation....... now he will be all yours..
P.S. Make sure Osama that no one knows of your plan
-----Marcus M.
Dear Osama Bin Laden,
ReplyDeleteYour problem is very common. Seeing as she is much richer then you does not mean she is smarter than you. A simple but ruthless way to solve it is too spie on her and find out who is her bank, where does she live, her credit card numbers, and bank account. By doing so you can make her poor and use the money for a little bit of your own pleasure and donate the rest to charity so no one knows it was you. Good luck, Cory C.